Daily Archives: April 20, 2014

Lindbloom’s View: The birds and the bees

image(2)The Facts of Hockey

“And i’m not the kind that likes to tell you
Just what you want me to
You’re not the kind that needs to tell me
About the birds and the bees.” – New Order

[editor’s note: This piece was written & submitted prior to Game 2: CHI-STL]

By Rich Lindbloom

Admit it guys. One of the most awkward moments in life is when your father, (or worse yet, some of the knuckleheads you hung out with), explained to you the facts of life. You know, the “you put the lime in the coconut…” talk. The moment when sneak peeks at Playboy started to replace the memorization Luis Aparicio’s batting average or Gary Peter’s ERA. (I’m sure I lost a few  readers under the age of 40 recalling those former White Sox greats!) Read more »

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